All this and an Associates Degree in Theology! I'd say you're a Renaissance man, but that happened in the 15th century.
To you, Baldrick, the Renaissance was just something that happened to other people, wasnt it?
i'm sure you have a brain just like everyone else. im not saying anything crap, it's the truth..if you dont agree with it why do you have to say something weird and foolish such as "eat my shorts Mohammed"..