[wideawake]

"Oh I tried to get the Lama to give me a little antiterrorist advice, you know, for the effort . . . he stiffed me, the Lama stiffed me . . . but he did say this: 'On your deathbed you will receive total consciousness' - so I got that goin' for me . . ."

[Bikers4Bush]

Nice. I've been waiting for the Caddyshack reference.