Meanwhile, back at the tribe's village, the tribal witch doctors are preparing for their big medicine dance. Boom shaka-laka-laka, boom shaka-laka-laka. Anti-terrorism bill. Airport security bill. Homeland Security Office. Office of Cyberspace Security. Boom shaka-laka-laka. Boom shaka-laka-laka.
Shake 'dem rattles! Heap big medicine bein' passed in Congress.
Big medicine gonna protect tribe.
Boom shaka-laka-laka.
And it will have all the effect of the "special" magic taught to Darrin by Uncle Arthur for the purposes of foiling Endora.