(Snort!)
Bet that's a real hit with the ladies; or do I give you too much credit, my dear Watsonfella?
I'll have you know that I am quite the Ladies Man. Oh how they swoon when I read them quotes from "Brideshead Revisted," especially that part when two young Thomas J. Watson fellows traipsed to the roof of a castle and roasted their buns together in the sun.