[maestro]

WARNING

1. Do NOT open your mail 'in' your home, office, church, school, or around children.
2. Have plastic trash containers ready for 'dumping' all your mail.
. 3. Your mail includes booklets, magazines, newspapers, letters, packages, and various ads.
IMHO

[maestro]

RE: # 67)

4. Open your mail ONLY in Direct SUNLIGHT.
IMHO

[LarryLied]

I have a better suggestion. Forward all suspect mail to Randi Rhodes care of WJNO radio in West Palm Beach Florida. This liberal Democrat was on for 4 hours today screaming about how the war against terrorism is a shuck and jive, how the Bush family is going to profit from it and how rich Republicans are doing this to us.

Randi panders to the condo critters here. Imagine a Lynn Samuels without humor and more to the left and you've got Randi pegged.

This sick part of it all is she has a great following in the Palm Beaches. Liberal Jews here hang on her every word. Can't walk thru a flea market and not see some jerk wearing a Randi Rhodes T-shirt.