where I studied the Classics and PPEE (Pomposity, Punditry, Excess, and Egocentricity).I will have you know, dear fellow, we study pomposity, plagerism, excess, and egotism. Do get it right next time. ;-)
When I earned my PPEE I was so proud that I immediately stuck it in my pocket. I can't tell you how good it felt to have a PPEE in my pants.