I cannot believe someone was using craft on the Mississippi River for target practice even to spray anything at this point!
Last I heard, spraying of most pesticides, herbicides, etc. in or near rivers that contain fish, was a major environmental no-no. Rather than sending the cops or FAA out after the mad duster, someone should sic the EPA on these folks and really show them what a government agency run amok can do! (/sarcasm)
Seriously, two clips of 9mm would not cause me to vote against a plea of self defense.