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One HMO CEO called me to say he had made sure the problem would never occur again and begged me to remove my curse as he was itching terribly and his office staff had been laughing since receipt of my letter, having sent faxed copies to everyone they knew.

The fellow who thought up the HMO concept died and appeared at the Pearly Gates. The intake worker entered his SS number and other relevant ID information and showed him to a waiting area for the tour of Heaven.

He was greatly impressed at all the splendor and commented to the tour guide, "I just can't believe this. It is so beautiful. I can't believe I am here. There must be some mistake."

The guide said, "Sir, this is Heaven. We don't make mistakes here. But, let me check the computer to reassure you. See, sir, it's right there on the screen. It says you are certified to be here for three days..."

Phish Bait sends greetings to all.