Hmmmm.....You seem to have time to post on FR, but you can't return your mother's phone call. Chicken? Afraid of getting flamed by an expert?
Actually, my attorney says that I don't have to talk to you.
And if you write me out of the Will I can just contest it because everyone that's be exposed to you for more than 2 minutes or 12 words knows that you're completely insane.