[nunya bidness]

But I guess a bunch of free-lance, glory boys stumbling around millions of acres of Afghan rock piles and mine fields could serve as pretty cool decoys, so...bring 'em on! It would be fun to see who signed up.

You never know. Those "glory boys" could be greedy bearded members of the Taliban who want out. Me thinks the lady doth protest too much.

[Deb]

Yeah, right. And just how do the defecting Taliban members learn about any of this?

And the time frame for action is what? When, exactly, will these buckling swashers be ready to kick some goat-roping butt?

PS: Your misuse of Shakespeare is embarrassing.