[FreepTibet]

What will those guys from The Onion think of next. The picture's the best part! What, this isn't from The Onion?

[Aquinasfan]

What will those guys from The Onion think of next. The picture's the best part! What, this isn't from The Onion?

That's what I thought!

But he said he consulted an Islamic scholar for guidance, and was told his first responsibility was to a young son from his previous marriage.

I mean, you can't make this stuff up.