Of course it was all a Jewish plot. They got together with the "Build-a-burgers" and the CFR and the Trilateral Commission to brainwash those nice Arab boys into hijacking those airliners and ramming them into the WTC and Pentagon. Bin Laden is actually an undercover Mossad agent and probably a Freemason, too.
Well of course he is, everyone knows that. His real name is Izzie ben Levine.
The real point of pride, though, is how he has all those schmata-kopf talibastards running around in circles killing themselves. Of course, It Is Written in the Protocols of the Lazy Elders of Jocelyn that exactly such a thing would happen, unless America returned to its true Islamic roots.