[John Locke]

I vote we give Professor Dirtbag the first national ID card.

I vote we also mark it with a big yellow star. Perhaps that will remind him why this is not such a good idea.

[Dr. Frank fan]

I vote we give Professor Dirtbag the first national ID card. I vote we also mark it with a big yellow star.

I'll second your vote. Since Mr. Dershowitz began his piece by pretending that what he's defending should be "optional", I suppose we can assume that he'll be among the first volunteers, huh? :)