There is no hope.
You might as well give up.
It is the end.
You are doomed.
There is no forgiveness.
You have sinned.
It is too late for confession.
Apologies will do no good.
You will spend years posting rambling religious rants on FR,
using myriad random large fonts and various silly colors
and will be smeared with cheese daily.
Others will laugh at you.
No one will offer sympathy.
No one will care.
Your screams will go unheard.
Day after day after day after day you will suffer.
Finally, when you think nothing could be worse,
that there could be no worse torment than this,
that no one could possibly reject you more,
your firstborn will become a lawyer.
teheheheh.