[Solson]

Big Apple Halloween Costumes...

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Geez, what are we paying those secret service effigies for anyway?

Funny stuff!

[AppyPappy]

On Tuesday, Bush promised to "crush those urine-colored savages under our heels". The White House later clarified the President's remarks as "We welcome our Islamic brothers to the world's table". He also said he would sign the Kyoto Agreement "as soon as he can find the damn thing". The White House later clarified the President's remarks as "we are working with our partners on this historic agreement".

On Wednesday, Bush, appearing on CSPAN speaking to the National Jewish Conference, chastised Sharon as "A whiney Jew SOB". The White House later clarified the President's remarks by issuing the following statement "He never spoke at the conference, wasn't even scheduled to speak at the conference, never left the White House all day and CSPAN took his statements out of context".

[ruppertdog]

Why not call the bunker busters "Tali-whackers"?

[Lotabrain]

American Pie

Bye, Bye, Palestine and Iran,
Sayonara to the horror of the Taliban,
And all those Iraqis that are buried in sand,
Groaning "Curse those United Americans, Curse those United Americans"

[BoldlyGoingNowhere]

Everyone has seen the everything-adds-up-to-911-I'm-going-to-die email that is floating around.

Original Letter:

The date of the attack: 9/11 - 9 + 1 + 1 = 11
September 11th is the 254th day of the year: 2 + 5 + 4 = 11
After September 11th there are 111 days left to the end of the year.
119 is the area code to Iraq/Iran. 1 + 1 + 9 = 11
Twin Towers - standing side by side, looks like the number 11
The first plane to hit the towers was Flight 11

I Have More.......

State of New York - The 11th State added to the Union
New York City - 11 Letters
Afghanistan - 11 Letters
The Pentagon - 11 Letters
Ramzi Yousef - 11 Letters (convicted or orchestrating the attack at the WTC in 1993)
Flight 11 - 92 on board - 9 + 2 = 11
Flight 77 - 65 on board - 6 + 5 = 11

Someone named Dave decided to repsond..

Dave's response:

Oh my God! How worried should I be? There are 11 letters in the name "David Pawson!" I'm going into hiding NOW. See you in a few weeks.

Wait a sec ... just realized "YOU CAN'T HIDE" also has 11 letters! What am I gonna do? Help me!!! The terrorists are after me! ME! I can't believe it!

Oh crap, there must be someplace on the planet Earth I could hide! But no ..."PLANET EARTH" has 11 letters, too!

Maybe Nostradamus can help me. But dare I trust him? There are 11 letters in "NOSTRADAMUS."

I know, the Red Cross can help. No they can't... 11 letters in "THE RED CROSS," can't trust them.

I would rely on self defense, but "SELF DEFENSE" has 11 letters in it, too! Can someone help?

Anyone? If so, send me email. No, don't... "SEND ME EMAIL" has 11 letters....

Will this never end? I'm going insane! "GOING INSANE???" Eleven letters!!

Nooooooooooo!!!!!! I guess I'll die alone, even though "I'LL DIE ALONE" has 11 letters.....

Oh my God, I just realized that America is doomed! Our Independence Day is July 4th ... 7/4 ... 7+4=11!

~Dave

PS. "IT'S BULLSHIT" has 11 letters also.

you've gotta love the sense of humor