[PatrickHenry]

After a lifetime of work, my calculations reveal that a fat person suffers from gravity more than a thin person. The conclusion is obvious. Gravity isn't the problem; it's weight! If we all go on a diet, we can conquer gravity! I gladly donate the royalties from my discovery to the Clinton defense fund.

[spunkets]

"After a lifetime of work, my calculations reveal that a fat person suffers from gravity more than a thin person. "

That gives me an idea. If NASA gives Rosie O a king size spoon and equips the spacecraft with enough ice cream and cake, maybe the force of gravity can be weakened enough that grvity forgets about the spaceship after becoming overwhemed by Rosie.

[longshadow]

After a lifetime of work, my calculations reveal that a fat person suffers from gravity more than a thin person. The conclusion is obvious.

Yeah. A class-action lawsuit on behalf of the "weight-challenged" (aka "caloric over-achievers") against the Gov't. for allowing a "discriminatory" law to to be enforced..... After all, they'll argue, it violates the EQUAL protection clause of the Constitution!