Focault's Irreverant Bio Nightmare!!!

The Focault Foundation | A heavily medicated Focault

[gonzo]

"...When times are bad, and things are at their worst, it takes a brave man to kick back and party..."

o-p-h, for my 50'th birthday, Mata-Sherry hired a Sign-Firm to place one of those big flashing signs in the front yard announcing my age.

I plugged it in!

For my 55'th, she lit all the candles, and the flames melted the smoke-detector off the ceiling.

I put the fire out with a chemical extinguisher, and everybody partied, covered with white dust.

For my 60'th, most of the FLA-Freepers showed-up, and I don't remember where they slept, or with who!

Some kind of Coyote or Fox craps in our back yard regularly, and our Copper-Spaniards roll in it, a possum finds my RG-6 Satellite cable tasty, an Armadillo dug its' home under the pool, and an alligator walks by once-a-week, going from pond-to-pond!

My life is full!!....FRegards

[Sabertooth]

"To: Sabertooth, Registered?! Doug from Upland?! Howlin?! Irma?!

I may be new, but not so green to realize that you've erred here, sir.

I am not worthy to be pinged in such company.

FReegrards...

[Irma]

By this time, Striesand was looking askew at Rosie and asked, "Rosie, where did you get a gun?" Rosie replied "At Sears, it's their own brand!" A Kenmore??!!? I thought somewhat incredulously.

BWAHAHAHAHA! Thanks for the flag, OPH! This is all just too funny, Focault's P. (I particularly loved the Peter Jennings references...heh heh)

Thanks for the flag, OPH. ;-)

[Irma]

"To: Sabertooth, Registered?! Doug from Upland?! Howlin?! Irma?! I may be new, but not so green to realize that you've erred here, sir.

The pleasure is mine to be included in your company, I'm sure. ;-)

BTW, don't get too excited.....we're really the FR misfits...hahahaha!

[Irma]

Notice that I thanked you twice....it was just THAT good! ;^)

[NeoCaveman]

Hey, OPH, you missed me. What am I, chopped chicken liver?

If anyone calls you chicken liver send them my way for some taleonic revanche ;-)

Congrats on winning the shirt

[NeoCaveman]

Fun article

[CheneyChick]

I'm still trying to get past the quivering part....

[StoneColdGOP]

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[rockchalkjayhawk]

ROTFLMAO!!! Thanks for the ping dubya.

They would never be caught dead in Kansas

Thank goodness for that!

[jellybean]

Foc, if you're not a writer by trade, you should be! This is hillarious.

[piasa]

I want to work where you play , I mean, work...

[vikingchick]

Ha ha ha! Weisenheimer.

[mykdsmom]

Well done and exactly the first reason that "I LOVE FREEREPUBLIC".

I'm not worthy to be a FREEPER!

MKM

[Sabertooth]

Suddenly, I heard my name called out in the gravelly voice of the late George C. Scott. "Focault.....Focault!"

You sure he was calling your name?

Cause I can just imagine Geore (S. Patton) C. Scott, when he saw those pink limo lefties coming up over the ridge...

"F*** ALL of it! F*** ALL of it!"

Just nuke the whole flaming lot of them. Nuke the cowards to hell!"

[socal_parrot]

Dude...put down the pipe....and step away from the keyboard.

Carlos Castaneda would be proud.

[Focault's Pendulum]

I'm still trying to get past the quivering part.... perhaps we should hook up.....is that it's called, nowadays?

[Focault's Pendulum]

Foc, if you're not a writer by trade, you should be! This is hillarious.

Thank you.

I'm a playwright, occasionally banned for being on target.

[Ditter]

LOL What a great way to begin my freeping day.