[WIMom]

Is this to "The Beverly Hillbillies" tune? Hey, lame is good and it's better than the others so far.

[Sabertooth]

"Is this to "The Beverly Hillbillies" tune?"

Hmmm... could be. Either that, or the "Bel Arabs."

Here's the story... of an adolescence
With all the boys afraid to show their ears
So they grew their hair long, parted in the middle
Like girls had done for years.

This could be habit forming.