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To: Willie Green
Given its status as fall's greatest comfort food, that's the way it should be.

No reporter should be allowed to talk about chili this way.

2 posted on 10/02/2001 12:51:03 PM PDT by untenured
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To: Darth Reagan
Food Bump.

These receipes in no way can compare to Iron Chef Morimoto's "Conger Eel Chili."

8 posted on 10/02/2001 12:54:54 PM PDT by Phantom Lord
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Chili, more properly known as chili con carne, is the official State Dish of Texas. Chili was invented here. It is best made here. And the wise diner never eats chili made in any other way than they way that it is made here.

There are many ways to prepare chili, but all of them involve three central ingredients: chilis (in powder form, plus other spices) masa (cornmeal) and meat. The further one strays from this basic recipe, the less one is preparing chili.

Dishes that contain beans are not chili. Chili is a meat dish; the meat provides the protein. Beans are not needed. They are not wanted. They are not chili.

Some chili dishes are served with peeled, stewed tomatoes, onions, cheese, and other additions. While tasty, please keep in mind that these are garnishes, not ingedients; chili as such is not made with any vegetables. Stewed beef with tomatoes, vegetables, etc. is beef stew, not chili.

Chili is a main course, not a topping, garnish, or gravy. Chili should never be served "over" any other food. (Chili dogs are covered with chili sauce, not chili.) People who serve chili over rice are barbarians and should be deported back to the bayous of Louisiana whence they came.

Anyone serving chili over macaroni, spaghetti, or other pasta is a Communist from Russia and should get what the Rosenbergs got.

Poorer people often serve chili made with ground beef. As an economic expedient this is understandable; however, the true chili connosieur knows that real chili is always and only made with sliced chunks of beef, never with ground. Ground beef is too fatty; a bowl of grease with meat in it is not chili.

Chili should never be seasoned after cooking. Tabasco is an excellent condiment, but never put Tabasco in chili (see "deportation to bayou", above).

Chili should be hot enough to make a Texan's eyes water, and should never be served in warm weather. The first day one's breath becomes visible in the air outside one's home is the first day chili can be properly served.

CALIFORNIANS CANNOT MAKE CHILI. PERIOD.

55 posted on 10/02/2001 1:57:04 PM PDT by B-Chan
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