Allright, you got one on Hannity and Colmes. Even though Hannity is dumb as a box of rocks, he definitely doesn't strike me as a sissy. Prettyboy, maybe, but no sissy.
Fred Barnes? Are bespectacled, well-coifed suburban dads the benchmark for manliness these days? I would put $50 on MorTON to KO Freddie the Beetle in the third round. And what is the big ideological difference between the two anyway??
Tony Snow? Are you KIDDING? While I wouldn't put any money on Birnbaum doing it, one would get little resistance after bitch-slappin' that gigglin' little schoolgirl, Tony Snow.
And, even if I conceded that the liberal is more effeminate in each case, that doesn't make the conservative manly, just less effeminate.
Not everyone can be Ronald Reagan, John Wayne, or George W. Bush.
And I sure don't see why you think Hannity is dumb. He's done as much for conservatism by routinely grinding Alan Colmes and liberal guests into the ground as just about anybody. I'll take 100 more "dumb guys" like him any time.
BTW, I think you would enjoy Glenn Beck, a usually-conservative talk-show guy who has recently gone national. He does some great skits. His shows are archived at glennbeck.com if he's not on in your area. I think he would pass your masculinity test.