What to do if you happen upon a peace rally

[Praetorian]

What to do if you happen upon a peace rally by stupid naive hemp-shirt-wearing college idiots, to teach them why force is sometimes needed:

1) Approach dumb rich ignorant student talking about "peace" and saying there should be, "no retaliation."

2) Engage in brief conversation, ask if military force is appropriate.

3) When he says "No," ask, "Why not?"

4) Wait until he says something to the effect of, "Because that would just cause more innocent deaths, which would be awful and we should not cause more violence."

5) When he's in mid sentence, punch him in the face as hard as you can.

6) When he gets back up to up to punch you, point out that it would be a mistake and contrary to his values to strike you, because that would, "be awful and he should not cause more violence."

7) Wait until he agrees that he has pledged not to commit additional violence.

8) Punch him in the face again, harder this time. Repeat steps 5 through 8 until they understand that sometimes it is necessary to punch back.

[KantianBurke]

LOL. Isn't logic at its best when its empirically demonstrated?

[Praetorian]

While I don't particularly advocate this, it does serve to make a good point.

[Slyfox]

Too bad somebody didn't approach Clinton or Osama like this when they were young and impressionable.

[StoneColdGOP]

I tried. The Los Angeles Police Department didn't appreciate my way of communicating the message (although they did agree with it).

[arielb]

problem is that argument sounds too compelling even for a liberal. I don't want to lose an eye over these idiots

[Praetorian]

I tried. The Los Angeles Police Department didn't appreciate my way of communicating the message (although they did agree with it).

Unfortunate, but true. But the idea works quite well in theory.

[BikerTrash]

ROFLMAO!!!

One thing though...how do you hit someone harder than as hard as you can?

[StoneColdGOP]

LOL... Brass knucks?

[Praetorian]

One thing though...how do you hit someone harder than as hard as you can?

That is a really good question. I didn't quite catch that when I was reading it.

[LadyForLiberty]

For those Christians in this forum. I have a few words to say to you. Why are we becoming that which we fear? Why should we terrorize a population already on the break of colaspe? Lets Be God's healing Arms and Scream for Justice, Peace, and Mercy? We have what we want. Law, Grace, and keep Jesus as our Prince of Peace. Otherwise do we become children of the Prince of Darkeness(Terrorists our selves)? Let us let our Special Forces(The Arm of Justice) capture Ben Laden, pray for this to happen. Then let us be Jesus' Loving Arms.

Don't let the Enemy Distroy America. Embrass your Enemy, the ones who love Peace. And then tell them you fear Lawlessness. Cause Lawlessness becomes Terrorism. We need both sides. We need the conscience(mercy) that the Liberals give and they need the Law we can give. Lets be God healing Hands, not Satans hands of Death and Distruction.

[MetalHeadConservative35]

easy have a baseball bat in your car...i personally wouldnt use that method seeing on how 2 of my friends are both pacifist's..but like i said baseball bat is a good toy for the situation above

[TexRef]

One thing though...how do you hit someone harder than as hard as you can?

Bin Laden et al are about to find out!!!

[StoneColdGOP]

No thanks.

I'd rather kick peoples' asses and water my lawn with their blood.

[Praetorian]

I was at a peace rally yesterday and your idea is a farce. The leftists are the troublemakers. Do you overlook the fact that they are supporters of terrorists ? They are all one small step away from turning into the monsters they enable. Whatever a liberal says, just think the opposite of what he really means, what he is saying is ,its ok for me to pummel you because you deserve it.

I agree. I must have forgotten to mention that this is not my original idea. I was merely presenting it as an interesting idea in theory.

[HiTech RedNeck]

God will send the ("GOOD") angels to cast the damned into hell at the end of time. Harsh language but as true as the rest of the Bible. There's not just bin Laden. There's a whole network of nasties to be rooted out and as Dubya said, it won't be an antiseptic war.

[Mission2mars]

The problem is you never know who you're going to offend.

My little sister is a peacenik, a terribly misguided youth in my opinion. But,if you punched her in the face to prove your point, I'd have to rip your spine out.....the only thing that may save you is her pleading with me not to do anything. Ironic isn't it.

[lara]

I love this. They always say #4. Maybe someone should tell them we didn't do anything the first time the WTC was bombed and now approx. 7000 more people are dead. Doing nothing doesn't seem to work.