[flushed with pride]

Geez, I wonder if he's asked Chels to model that new bikini he bought for her awhile back (while he was shopping down in Brasil with Anthony Hopkins). When he gave it to her, he said, "Hey baby, who's your daddy?"

[flushed with pride]

Chelsea, honey, my advice to you is to avoid any intimate physical contact with Daddybubba (that's been your mom's policy for years). And although such things may be a long standing custom of the Clinton clan down in Arkansas, it's been noticed of late that he has a prominent case of 'love blisters' (check out his schnozz). And while any offspring arising from your union with him (that wouldn't get aborted) would probably be born normal and healthy (since Web Hubbell is your REAL FATHER and there's no chance of a genetic mishap due to inbreeding), it would look bad on your resume when you go to apply for that intern job, and you really don't want to BLOW that JOB interview (oops, my bad). And besides, it might ruin your mom's chances for the White House in 2004. Take care.

[sneakypete]

When he gave it to her, he said, "Hey baby, who's your daddy?"

And she said,"I dunno,Howdy Doody?"