[TC Rider]

Do not under any circumstances wear the red shirt on any episode/movie of Star Trek.

[gortklattu]

Kirk: Scotty, give me a complete Damage Report even though we took a hit only 1 second ago!

Scotty: We've lost main power, captain

Kirk: Go to alternative power

Scotty: Right captain, I'm so damn stupid that I never thought of it myself. Now wonder you're the captain and get all the girls!