[CFC__VRWC]

22. All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they're going to go off.

And they're also fitted with 90 decibel beepers that go off once a second. STILL, no one can find the damned thing except for the hero, who used to beat the out of the bad guy, but nowadays only figures out the bomb's location after making some wildly counter-intuitive leap of logic.

[CFC__VRWC]

except for the hero, who used to beat the info out of the bad guy, ...