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To: Cagey
When a woman first wakes up in the morning, her hair and makeup are perfect-- even her lipstick.

It is normal for a person, while talking to another person, to suddenly and dramatically turn their back on the other person, while continuing to speak to them.

Do not ever be a lovable, wisecracking best friend of a hero, because if you are, you will soon be killed so that your buddy can avenge your death.

When a couple first wake up in the morning, they immediately want to smooch and make out, and nobody ever has "morning breath."

17 posted on 09/29/2001 7:29:53 AM PDT by Nea Wood
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To: Nea Wood
i like it best when the women step out of the pool with their hair completely dry and set.
79 posted on 09/29/2001 8:17:42 AM PDT by liliana
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To: Nea Wood
When a couple first wake up in the morning, they immediately want to smooch and make out, and nobody ever has "morning breath."

Or has to go to the bathroom first.

131 posted on 09/29/2001 9:29:45 AM PDT by jalisco555
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To: Nea Wood
Except in the original Star Wars films, where the smart-mouthed Solo didn't die- but should have, IMO.
204 posted on 11/02/2003 5:28:29 PM PST by ClearBlueSky (Whenver someone says it's not about Islam...it's about Islam.)
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