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26 Things the Movies have taught us
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| 9-29-2001
Posted on 09/29/2001 6:47:22 AM PDT by Cagey
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To: Cagey, riley1992
Pretty good for a thread called on the carpet by the posting police--
180 replies AND a second reply!
To: The KG9 Kid
Very good list. I would add:
101 - Having a Jacob's ladder in my laboratory looks nice, but it is not a necessary piece of laboratory equipment for any useful evil scheme. If fact, since only evil geniuses seem to have these in their laboratories, having one in my own laboratory might tip off the authorities.
To: madrussian
Tambovskiy volk tvoy tovarishch!
To: CFIIIMEIATP737
Some more WWII movie cliches:
When the Japanese major is interrogating the hero (usually James Cagney) he will be holding a shiny knife in his hand that relects light into the good guy's eyes. He will smile a lot showing buck teeth.
When asked how come he speaks such good English, the interrogator will almost always reply "Stanford University, 1938."
Japanese soldiers always run directly towards American machine guns.
To: Cagey
A woman being chased through the woods by a monster or slasher will trip and fall to the ground. Then she will find it
impossible to get up.
She will have enough energy to hold her hand across her face and scream hysterically for about 30 seconds.
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To: superdestroyer
And all the actors and actresses playing sophomore high school students will look and actually be about 27 years of age.
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To: Cagey
The Schwarzenegger movie "The Last Action Hero" was a pretty good spoof on action movies. It's worth a rent.
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posted on
10/01/2001 2:38:10 PM PDT
by
Orion
To: Cagey
BTTT
To: Cagey
I have identical twins, and people actually ask me which one is the evil one. Urghhh!!!!
To: Cagey
The bar girls of even the smallest towns in the Old West all looked like Ann-Margret or Ursula Andress.
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posted on
11/02/2003 4:25:16 PM PST
by
PJ-Comix
(Redundancy can be quite catchy as well as contagious.)
To: Aquinasfan
What I love is when someone is being stalked by a monster or someone trying to kill them, they don't call the police.
To: Cagey
Sound travels at the speed of light. No matter how far away an explosion is, you will hear the Boom at the same time as you see the explosion.
To: Cagey
Your cell phone will still work immediately following a nuclear explosion.
195
posted on
11/02/2003 4:35:58 PM PST
by
meowmeow
(Freepin' Wireless!)
To: multipurpose
You're freaking me out.
196
posted on
11/02/2003 4:36:33 PM PST
by
Cagey
To: Cagey
All car chases must smash through a fruit stand.
To: Cagey
. Even when driving down a perfectly straight road, it is necessary to turn the steering wheel vigorously from left to right every few moments.That comes from old movies because old cars had to be steered much more positively than do newer models. You couldn't take your hands off the wheel for a few seconds.
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posted on
11/02/2003 4:41:19 PM PST
by
arthurus
(When the other shoe drops, look out for the cleats!)
To: aomagrat
Silencers work on revolvers.Silencers work on the Russian military Nagant revolvers because the Nagants are designed so that pulling the trigger forces the chamber up against the back of the barrel as the hammer comes down on the pin, sealing it so there is no side blast. Nagants were designed with that characteristic specifically to be silencer-friendly.
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posted on
11/02/2003 4:47:40 PM PST
by
arthurus
(When the other shoe drops, look out for the cleats!)
To: Cagey
The baddest torture expert in the world is always some long haired chinese guy with a really cool fu-manchu. He must really network with all the bad guys to get so much work.
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posted on
11/02/2003 5:14:02 PM PST
by
cyclotic
(Forget United Fraud (way) donate directly to your local Boy Scout Council.)
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