Don't let the Taliban know this, (and I REALLY hope their not reading this) but I have an inside source that told me that JESSE JACKSON IS A JEWISH ZIONIST UNDERCOVER SPY FOR THE ISRAELI MOUSAAD AND THE CIA.
Now lets keep this secret to ourselves. We don't want the Tailiban suspecting this or it could interfere with Jesse's CRUSADE on our behalf.
Remember, loose lips sink ships.
Destroy this message after you read it.
BTW, If you're the Taliban and you happended to read #39 then PLEASE disregard everything I said. I was just kidding.
Sorry Jesse, I think I accidentally blew your cover