[LaBelleDameSansMerci]

I trust everyone had the pleasure of listening to President Bush's pep talk at Langley today? Apparently it was all a misunderstanding--a little matter of low self-esteem.....

[LaBelleDameSansMerci]

...And rather than "rolling heads", we are about to witness a heart-warming head enlargement project.

And why not? Our children are the most ignorant but self-satisfied students in the world. The CIA must be made to look more like the country it does not serve.

There's a beauteous symmetry to it all.....

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