Oh boy, William Kunstler must be working hard trying to dig his way out of his grave. What opportinities to be had! Will we have to settle for the second best? Paging Johnnie Cochran. Can you just imagine: "If the turban don't fit, don't convict!!!"
And so, they're offended, huh? Since it's the season of apologies (thank you Ann Coulter for not apologizing!) let me apologize in advance for my multicultural insensitivity: what do you expect of people who wear diapers on their heads?!
Still, maybe we can compromize. How about: Operation Let's Roll!
President George W. Bush speaks to Congress and the Nation to announce the start of:
Operation Crusade for Infinite Justice