[Chief Inspector Clouseau]

It's all fine with me...let the experts call the shots. But don't call something "secret" that bin Laden will be reading on the can in the morning. Oh wait, they're too poor to have plumbing because of evil western capitalists.

Oh well...it's still not a secret...

[farmer18th]

It's all fine with me...let the experts call the shots.

If they were experts, we wouldn't be fighting this now. Perhaps I should remind you that the only success we had in the first wave of this attack, were the brave "non-expert" men on that Pennsylvania flight...

If this is their plan, it would be more patriotic to be a draft dodger.