[Dutch Boy]

Either that or start pumping MTV into every air wave and tv set in the country. Within 12 months every teen bomber in the country will turn into a lazy slug and end of revolution.

[hocndoc]

Not MTV, Dixie Chicks singin' "Earl's got to die!"

[bubbafree]

That's the perfect solution.
While we're at it, drop Madonna, Rosie O'Donnell, and Alec Baldwin in for a USO show (and don't forget Paula Poundstone to watch the kiddies).