[tbg681]

The next time you make a total ass out of yourself -- like, say, having 22 drinks at a friends wedding and throwing up on the dance floor -- just think about how much superior you are than the Lonely Spinster on the Hudson. BTW, just saw (an obviously aging) Michael Douglas with his new squeeze (hehehe). Maureen, I suppose, would be quite sad and probably assuage her emptiness by whipping out "The American President" DVD and watching it for the 1437th time!

[Fury]

The next time you make a total ass out of yourself -- like, say, having 22 drinks at a friends wedding and throwing up on the dance floor When did she do this? Details!