Posted on 10/11/2025 8:51:57 AM PDT by PBRCat
Posing as a TV reporter clad with body armor, Gov. JB Pritzker on Thursday mocked the Trump administrative narrative that National Guard troops are needed to quell chaos in “war-torn Chicago” in a bit for ABC’s “Jimmy Kimmel Live!”
“This is JB Pritzker, reporting from war-torn Chicago. As you can see, there’s utter mayhem and chaos on the ground. It’s quite disturbing,” he says on a downtown Chicago bridge. “The Milwaukee Brewers have come in to attack our Chicago Cubs.
“We’ve seen people being forced to eat hot dogs with ketchup on them, and our deep dish pizza, well, has gone shallow. So it’s a challenge to survive here in the city of Chicago, but there’s no hellscape that I’d rather be in,” Pritzker says.
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That means no one saw it outside the
radical marxist at this dead bankrupt rag .
Pritzker family help cause the Crash of 2008 with there insolvent
incompetence .
why isnt the entire fat family in jail.
That mean unfunny tired ny jew is like rotting
fish .
https://www.cbsnews.com/chicago/news/chicago-weekend-shootings-oct-3-to-6/
Five dead, 25 wounded. Those are Gaza figures, but this fat prick laughs.
Pritzker and Kimmel deserve each other. Both low rated failures.
Prickster and Kimmel trying to take back the ridicule weapon… fail
Challenge him to spend a couple of nights alone on those streets.
The Stupid Party should post a video collage of bloody Chicago shooting victims with a semi-transparent image of Pritkers face superimposed.
“””I tried to steer him to actual news and events, but he wasn’t having it. Sad.”””
I used to be a member of a discussion board that was rural, agriculture, etc. To a number of those young farmers if John
Oliver or Jon Stewart said ANYTHING it was the gospel truth.
As you said, they believe what they are told and don’t question anything.
heyjackass.com is a running account of Chicago murders.
The location that was chosen for the segment was a safe heavily traveled sidewalk leading to a commuter train station that is covered with security. TOTAL FAKE NEWS!
Everybody hide your food, Pritzker is in town!
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It all started with Nixon showing up on “Laugh-In”.
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Ridicule is all they’ve got. Can they think of any reason for not arresting criminal illegal aliens?
JB Pritzker forgot to mention the people walking around the streets of Chicago eating their ice cream...
From 1976 to 1991, I rode the C&NW into downtown Chicago and walked a mile across the Loop to South Clark Street, and I saw that town up close and ugly then, but only in the day time. After dark it was a hazard zone during those years, and apparently has gotten much worse since.
Kind of glad that part of my life is behind me. I do not believe I would even venture in there during the day now.
You can bet your azz that if Pritzker was out on the streets in Chicago that body armor was real and this gimmick walk around was designed to to provide an excuse for the clown being armored up.
Probably took 50 of Kimmel’s writers to come up with that skit.
This SNL Level retarded skit would have been a lot funnier if the Prixster explained that the 45 year old skanky Junior Dipstick Court Judge was appointed by a demented Joe Pedo and that she got her “doctor cum loudly” certificate from THE PRITZKER SCHOOL OF LAW AT NORTHWESTERN UNIVERITY. She probably should have recused herself before allowing her mouth overload her 45 year old butt when she blocked PRESIDENT FROM TRUMP from sending the National Guard to the Prixster Hell On Earth, Chicongo.
Whoops! I should have said that the Prixster weaponized school of law Court TV fan’s name is April Michelle Perry.
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