If You Go Down to the Woods Today...

SteynonLine ^ | August 11, 2025 | Mark Steyn

[healy61]

Setting 30 fires by a firefighter has a sentence of 18 months probation and 200 hours of community service. 18 times to walk in all chummy with the PO, and 3 hours of volunteer work at a food pantry. Walk in the woods - $28,000. bucks. I’m guessing the firefighter was a stud and the judge was sweet on him.

[sauropod]

Bkmk

[spincaster]

Canadians are retards. Trump is right, we need nothing they offer.

[BobL]

“I’m guessing the firefighter was a stud and the judge was sweet on him.”

They DEFINITELY do have that weakness.

[Wallace T.]

Even though Canada's Maritime Provinces are overwhelmingly white (Nova Scotia: 85% white; New Brunswick: 90% white, per the 2021 Canadian census), politics have a leftist slant. The Progressive Conservative Party would make Mitt Romney or Liz Cheney seem like super-MAGA. The Liberal Party is similar to the Obama-Biden Democratic Party.

[ronniesgal]

we just went to Niagara, New York Side. I refused to go to Canada, much to hubby’s amusement. Eff ‘em.

[larrytown]

Rage-bait.

[citizen]

Stand with your toes near the US-Canada line and pee across it.....well, the men can do that lol

[unlearner]

Canadians can’t see the forest for the lefties.

[Chewbarkah]

Draconian fines for even walking in the woods will scare people off from collecting deadfall for their fireplaces and stoves. Letting fuel accumulate on the forest floor: Hello massive forest fires. What sort of short-sighted idiots determined this policy?

[NonValueAdded]

Perhaps the cold winters have addled their brains

[Revel]

If You Go Down to the Woods Today.
Your sure in for a big surprise.
...
Because that’s the day the Teddy bears have their picnic.

[Glad2bnuts]

Here in the US, I go into the forest armed. At age 72, I will not submit to the government demands or fines. Even $100 fine is excessive. I am a citizen, I OWN THE LAND, the people own that land. How about unaliving the homeless and others setting the fires?

[Elsie]

If You Go Down to the Woods Today...

...you'd better not go alone.
Don't go down to the woods today -
it's safer to stay at home.

For every bear that ever there was,
are gathered there together because,
today's the day
the teddy bears have
their picnic!

[Elsie]

WMTA!

[Elsie]

...you’d better go in disguise!

[Revel]

LOL

[Revel]

I can’t figure out what that stands for.

[Elsie]

Weird
minds
think
alike!