Where does the King keep his armies?
Up his sleevies!
The thing I find most bizarre about the royals is that so many American’s are into them. I know people who have texting parties during televised royal events, i.e., funerals, weddings, etc., which can go on for many hours.
Not a new thing. Prior to WW2, all the while Hitler was taking territory after territory, the US public only wanted to hear about the Edward/Wallis Simpson soap opera.
They weren’t the least bit interested in Hitler until it was too late.