Posted on 06/30/2025 4:41:52 PM PDT by Lakeside Granny
World · Jul 17, 2025 · BabylonBee.com
SESAME STREET — Humans and Muppets were seen fleeing in terror with chaos descending from the skies, as Israel leveled Sesame Street with a series of precisely targeted airstrikes.
Though details about the strikes were still unconfirmed, it was believed that the Israeli Defense Forces launched the preemptive attack to disable what reports indicated was a growing anti-Israel extremist group led by Elmo.
"This was an action that Israel had no choice but to take," said Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu in a video address following the strikes. "After we were notified of the dangerous comments being made by Elmo on social media, it was determined that it was in the best interests of our national security to act now to prevent the threat from growing more dangerous. The strikes will continue until we have concluded that the threat has been neutralized."
Eyewitnesses reported seeing flaming Muppets running through the Sesame Street neighborhood to escape the barrage of Israeli missile strikes. "One building leveled! Ah! Ah! Ah! Two buildings leveled! Ah! Ah! Ah!" The Count could be heard saying as he ran for his life.
Oscar the Grouch reportedly turned multiple people and Muppets away, insisting that his trash could only provide shelter for one. "Scram!" he was heard shouting at Telly before slamming the lid shut on his can.
Damage was still being assessed in the neighborhood, with the number of injured unknown.
At publishing time, Elmo was reportedly preparing to record a video response to the Israeli attacks from his secret underground bunker.
https://babylonbee.com/news/israel-levels-sesame-street-with-targeted-airstrikes
Love the kitty tea party!
A reminder at the end of a long week. Don’t worry. Be happy! TGIF: https://x.com/catturd2/status/1946154580015788099
Holy Schitt, Batman!
What a backfire for poor old Pencil Neck.
Where were you all day long, sweetie?
I missed you!
Alternately. On different days. That way we'll be confused enough to believe the Wall Street Journal. :-)
Landmark day yesterday:
Colbert Cancelled
9.4B cut from budget
Obama admitted he likes his gay friends to his husband
Trump put down a major schooling to woke right panicans
3,000 illegal immigrants deported
Friday is shaping up to be a banger!— Robin Georgens (@robingeorgens) July 18, 2025
#%^&*((#@$
I has drawings.
I just had to.
You are a month early, but I thank ye.
Good morning, ML!
I hope you get some good news today after your bad news of late.
Do you play the lottery?
2 Ethels and 2 Lucy’s on alternate day...
Could this thread survive???
I must have missed the Obama confession. 🤔
HOUSE APPROVES NINE BILLION DOLLAR CUTS PACKAGE, INCLUDING ATROCIOUS NPR AND PUBLIC BROADCASTING, WHERE BILLIONS OF DOLLARS A YEAR WERE WASTED. REPUBLICANS HAVE TRIED DOING THIS FOR 40 YEARS, AND FAILED….BUT NO MORE. THIS IS BIG!!!
“Too Late,” and the Fed, are choking out the housing market with their high rate, making it difficult for people, especially the young, to buy a house. He is truly one of my worst appointments. Sleepy Joe saw how bad he was and reappointed him anyway - And the Fed Board has done nothing to stop this “numbskull” from hurting so many people. In many ways the Board is equally to blame! The USA is Rockin’, there is VERY LOW INFLATION, and we deserve to be at 1%, saving One Trillion Dollars a year on Interest Costs. I can’t tell you how dumb Too Late is - So bad for our Country!
Lower the Rate, Too Late!
If there was a “smoking gun” on Epstein, why didn’t the Dems, who controlled the “files” for four years, and had Garland and Comey in charge, use it? BECAUSE THEY HAD NOTHING!!!
POTUS’ Morning Truth for US
>>>Good morning & you’re most welcome, Lakeside Granny.
Yes, I slept well and hope you had a restful night, too.
Will post the link for this afternoon’s Genius Act signing ceremony asap when RSBN uploads them.
Have a wonderful day.
Finally, I had hoped POTUS would’ve composed a Truth about his health and how he’s feeling after yesterday’s news.
Obama: "[Men] need [a g*y friend] to show empathy and kindness, and by the way, you need that person in your friend group, so if you then have a boy who is g*y or nonb*nary or what have you... They have someone that can go, 'Okay, I’m not alone in this.'"pic.twitter.com/h9U3KuAuZA— Defiant L’s (@DefiantLs) July 17, 2025
None of us would. It would break the space/time continuum.
Thank you for posting Trump’s latest TRUTHS.
I really need to go to the bank today, but that’s over three miles away.
Too far to walk to and back.
Does your sis live too far away to take you or maybe a friend would be happy to take you?
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