Posted on 06/26/2025 3:24:09 PM PDT by SeekAndFind
“”Not florida either.
Between the mosquitoes thick as molasses, gators, heat that’ll melt asphalt, humidity enough to make a woman’s hair go frizzy inless than 10 minutes, sharks and newyawkers, this place is awful. Just avoid it””
I know! Been there. Yuck! (lolol)
“”Is there a spray that takes care of the mosques?””
Yeah, but I don’t think it’s quite time to play that, yet.
Oh, hell no! Don't even think about coming to Alaska. Alaska isn't just a state, it's a state of mind, and New Yorkers would lose their mind having to live up here.
Stopping for gas, I hit the restroom and there, scrawled on the stall wall, was:
"Here I sit, cheeks a flexing, giving birth to another Texan!"
Can’t believe someone would actually do that, but to brag about it years later?
Could you live in nyc?
Garors to the east, scorpions to the west, and rarrlesnakes everywhere.
I have lived in SE Texas for most of my 60 years.
Some guys that I worked with would come to Houston for the Offshore Technology Conference in early May. They were from Dallas. After the conference, they were ready to get out of the heat and humidity. I told them to try August. May was easy.
If you drive I40 from NM to TX there’s a billboard with a pot gummy bear that’s handcuffed. Lol!
My Father was from Texas. I had jalapenos for baby food. Sadly, he said I wasn’t ready for a real test, and I have never dared go there.
I’m old now, but I have a grandson who may grow up to be worthy, if there aren’t too many New York survivors by the time he grows up.
Makes me want to move to TEXAS, and I ain’t even a Goddamn New York YANKEE!
Food sounds like heaven on earth, your weather sounds a bit milder than what I live with every year.
If you don’t want to get bit by a rattler, stung by a scorpion, eaten by a bear, bled dry by mosquitos as big as a Huey helicopter, or stung to death by the meanest hornets on Planet Earth you best stay in your cities where the worst that can happen to you is getting shot by a gang banger or run over by a bus.
Yeah, stay TF away. Liberals are like a plague of locusts, who destroy one area and then move to the next one, having learned nothing from the past actions that ruined their home state.
“Schoepf’s BBQ in Belton”
Can confirm great BBQ just down the road and to the right is Miller’s BBQ...their pulled pork is as good as the brisket I know sacrilege just put both on the plate no need to choose one it’s market style get a couple pounds and get down. Don’t forget the Shiner Bock y’all.
Everyone is welcome in Texas. Only survivors have the right to call themselves Texans.
Never. It would be a soul crushing existence.
Send ‘em to Fairbanks. In February.
Why are all you bastids trying to get pinkos to come to Alaska!? We’ve got enough! Alaska is purple, and you guys want us to turn blue. You take your own pinkos and leave Alaska out of it!
Some of the most ignorant people in the US, are the college educated idiot democrats.
Brainwashed beyond recognition.
(See Charlie Kirk videos: Where “ignorant” Kirk destroy woke morons)
So there’s a market. Neat.
There are times when the wind blows the pollen off of the mountain cedar and it looks like it’s on fire. “But I’m not allergic to mountain cedar.” You might not be today but after breathing enough of it, you will be.
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