Florida to detain migrants in new Everglades facility dubbed ‘Alligator Alcatraz’

News 7 ^ | June 24, 2025

[11th_VA]

Fantastic !!!

[goodnesswins]

Not Babylon Bee? I thought this was a joke.

[HombreSecreto]

Nice!

[DIRTYSECRET]

Will they be able to build escape boats with the trees there?
How many detainees will the 40 square miles hold?
Are there enough pythons and alligators to be effective?

The idea sounds good. Our own Devil’s Island.

[gundog]

Well, they won’t be tunneling out.

[vaskypilot]

I know a Miami native who will not travel between Miami and Naples at night due to the surrounding swamps and limited rest facilities.

[packagingguy]

A Federal District Court Judge on the Bikini Atoll has blocked construction of the facility.

[mewzilla]

This should goose the self-deportation stats nicely...

[who knows what evil?]

Someone should design one of those yellow diamond warning signs depicting an illegal being swallowed whole by a python...hyperbole, but effective.

[gundog]

The only trees are in scattered groves.

You can keep your head on a swivel, looking for ‘gators and snakes, which you won’t see coming, and worry yourself into a hot mess. While you’re doing that, the mosquitos will reduce you to madness.

[cuz1961]

even alligators need to eat /-).

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[Bon of Babble]

Good.

Hope they’re shipped off to South Sudan.

“Supreme Court Smacks Down Biden Judge, Allows Trump to Resume Deporting Illegal Aliens to ‘Third-Party Countries’ – Including Places Like South Sudan”

— Gateway Pundit

[FlingWingFlyer]

Has Kilmar Abrego Garcia moved in with Chrissy Van Hollen yet or is he going with the “judge” that helped him bust out of prison and made him the Merryland Father of the Year again.

[ProtectOurFreedom]

“Alligator Alcatraz” — 😅😂

“…the facility will consist of “light infrastructure” like heavy-duty tents and trailers” — Yay, the Sheriff Arpaio design. Make them wear pink underwear, too.

[laplata]

That sounds really good.

[adorno]

Calling it ‘Wild Animals Sanctuary” would be more appropriate. All kinds of ‘wild animals’ being housed.

[laplata]

No hitchhikers on that road. lol

[iamgalt]

It sounds miserable which is perfect

[pingman]

“...because of its location on a small island in the Pacific Ocean off San Francisco.”

Silly me! I always thought of it as “San Francisco Bay” (heralded in song and verse) not the Pacific Ocean, which begins to the west of the Golden Gate Bridge.

[TheDon]

They’re definitely turning up the motivation with this facility. 😆