My sweet grandma (memere) and her roommate were
talking about male genitalia when I went to visit one day!!
Honest, they made ME blush, and that’s not easy to do!!
The roommate said to me “Oh come on!
“Haven’t you seen an ugly *** before?”
I save myself by saying “Yes, bur I divorced him!”
dat’s 2 times funny in one statement.
I brought a long time friend to my house along with my girlfriend(now my better angel)...(I lived with my grandma, my dad, my sister and her daughter.)
He walks in the door and my grandma tells my girlfriend...”he can put his shoes under my bed anytime”