Trump Supporter: "No. I wasn't even in DC that day."
FBI Agent: "Did you watch the Insurrection on TV?"
Trump supporter: "Yes, some of it. It was on every TV station and you couldn't get away from it!"
FBI Agent: "Comrade, you are under arrest. Get on your knees and place your hands behind your head!"
If you vote[d] for Trump, you are an enemy of the Administrative State.