Scientists sound the alarm after making concerning discovery about cooling power of sea ice: 'We could be missing a considerable part'

Yahoo! News ^ | 17/8/24 | Juliana Marino

[Eleutheria5]

We're all going to die again. Help. Help. Oh, no.

[C210N]

To be most effective at restoration, we must bore holes into sea ice and directly pump $Trillions inside it. Only in this manner can we save the erf.

[Dutch Boy]

That does seem to be the standard solution.

[FatherofFive]

Ice is no longer cold. Brilliant!

[Eleutheria5]

Right! I’m on it! Antarctica, here I come, by gum!

[Keyhopper]

The government can just cancel the temperature

[Eleutheria5]

Who knew?

[Attention Surplus Disorder]

Even the Arctic Ice is losing its enthusiasm for the new world agenda. And only Kamala can fix this.

[Eleutheria5]

President Kamala will put temperature controls on ice, and any iceberg failing to comply will be arrested.

[OrioleFan]

Kamala is pretty icy to her staffers. Will that help?

[Leaning Right]

These “climate scientists” see what they want to see.

Researcher #1: I’m not detecting any change here.
Researcher #2: Report that and our funding will dry up. Plus Greta Thunberg will yell at us.

Researcher #1: The ice caps are melting! Penguins are screaming in terror!
Researcher #2: Now you’ve got it.

[jacknhoo]

Let’s just paint the world white and make up for it.

[Bob434]

we have to save icebergs by shooting polar bears who trample all over the ice contributing to the demise of the ice- Penguins and seals too!

[MPJackal]

Funny these stories always come out n July and August. Never in January or February or during a polar vortex.

[stratboy]

And don’t forget that we must let the government control every aspect of our life. From where we live, what we can set our thermostat to, how much money we can have, ….

Bug sandwiches for everyone.

[Eleutheria5]

Yeah! They keep swimming and thereby raising the temperature of the water, which then makes the ice less cool! It’s been them all along. And I hear that they’re Trump supporters.

[ealgeone]

A group of scientists compared satellite measurements of cloud cover and solar radiation reflected by sea ice from 1980 through 2023.

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What happened prior to 1980??

[ronnie raygun]

scientists who are paid by the government if they carry the line

[antidemoncrat]

The sky is falling The sky is falling ... Again

[Eleutheria5]

Well, the 1890 satellite pictures showed that there were no satellites back then. The only 1979 satellite picture showed a polar bear doing the Keep-on-Trucking walk and flipping off the celestial camera.