[johniegrad]

It’s only recently I’ve been exposed to the metaphor to “polish a turd.

In medical school its been turned into pig Latin : Fecum Non-Simonizem

”You can’t shine $hit.”

[WashingtonSource]

Ouyay antcay olishpay aya urdtay — I thought that would turn it into pig Latin.

[ding_dong_daddy_from_dumas]

Sh**. Shinola