Posted on 07/24/2024 8:35:12 AM PDT by ChicagoConservative27
Speedbumps. All I see is speedbumps.
Gasoline dissolves super glue — kinda like acetone. Just dump a gallon on each and tell them to work themselves free. Whilst doing this point out to them the guy waaaay off to the side with a box of flares. He is gonna practice.
Give each one an orange traffic cone to hold in front. Resume takeoffs and landings.
Apparently, German "Authorities" did Nazi that coming!
I think they really need to find a way..
Essentially divert (if at all possible). Post a police officer. Remove all news cameras. NO media.
And just let them sit. Once they get hungry, or bored. and start peeing an pooping themselves. without the attention They will suddenly want to be freed..
At some point, peel them off the pavement, prosecute AND jail them.
And fine their organization for everything, diverted cars, Police details, etc and penalties.
Next time, glue your selves to a high speed rail track or the Autobahn
Yep, this is the way.
Spray then with de-icer fluid.
I’d wager these “Climate activists” got to the airport by car... Or train or...
5.56mm
Release dogs on them and you’ll see how fast they can unglue themselves.
What I wanna know is what kind of glue are they using? Does nobody patrol runways anymore? What kind of glue hardens up so quickly that you’re able to glue yourself to a runway without being accosted by law-enforcement first?
Has anyone thought of surrounding them with obvious red cones and just leaving them there with no glue remover? Drive the planes right around them. BIG NOISY planes.
Turn them into runway pizzas.
Messy, but effective. It would end the glue protests. As for the paint splatterers, rubber bullets and mandatory clean up.
I keep trying to tell FReepers that hornets are an under utilized crowd control tool. Drop a few hornet nests by the protestors and they’ll “unglue” themselves.
Great question!
In fact, if everyone on the airplanes whose plans were disrupted and who incurred extra expense or lost opportunity as a result of the illegal protest were to sue the demonstrations to recoup those losses, that would hit the protesters where they live!
Move them to a restricted access out-of-the-way location and glue them back down.
Two words.
Fire ants.
I know Germany has snowplows to clear the runways.
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