I have many great stories about my senile mother (before she passed).
At one point she announced to my father that she was leaving him—and taking the car to drive from CA to CT.
There was a car in the garage—had been sitting there unused for over a year.
It had four flat tires.
Lol.
My mom says that stuff all the time. She’s going to go to a dealer and buy her own car. I tell her, you do it!