Ha.
Lee Harvey Oswald said his wrapped up long item he carried was a set of blinds he was going to install at home.
Worse was Jeffrey Dahmer, stopped for weaving in the lane by two Ohio police officers who asked what was in the large plastic garbage bag on the back seat of the car. He said he did yard work for his parents and those were clippings and he was going to take them to the dump. They let him go. It contained a victim’s body parts.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbitt?
“Are you going to eat that?”