[Owen]

Here are the things Europe has that ppl are imagining Russia wants:

1) Gazillion Muslim refugees

2)No oil outside Norway

3)No gas outside Netherlands

4) Farmland in less quantity than Russia

5) Oh wait, did I mention gazillion muslim refugees? Well, it’s worth two mentions

6) A central bank that can print infinite money? No, wait, Russia has one of those.

[Owen]

Forgot Uranium