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To: george76

I have no flu symptoms. I must have Bird Flu.


2 posted on 07/06/2024 9:32:14 AM PDT by jimtorr
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To: jimtorr

“”I have no flu symptoms. I must have Bird Flu.””

I know it’s the middle of the day but I had to wait this long for my first laugh of the day. I love people who are fast on their feet - or on a keyboard....

Wasn’t COVID the same thing? They called it asymptomatic...no symptoms....but come one, come all - step right up here and get your shot!

I want to know WHY the CDC isn’t ashamed of themselves by now...


19 posted on 07/06/2024 9:43:27 AM PDT by Thank You Rush
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To: jimtorr; gas_dr

I never felt better, I must have bird flu! Lock me up like cattle, please!

Dr. Gas, help us! Help the world! What useless rituals will cleanse our souls of the sin of not voting for Slow Joe?


23 posted on 07/06/2024 9:47:55 AM PDT by wildcard_redneck (He who sacrifices freedom for security deserves neither.)
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To: jimtorr

Medical researchers have discovered a new disease that has no symptoms. It is impossible to detect, and there is no known cure. Fortunately, no cases have been reported thus far.” — George Carlin


29 posted on 07/06/2024 9:52:17 AM PDT by george76 (Ward Churchill : Fake Indian, Fake Scholarship, and Fake Art)
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