Yeah, this is the best case scenario for Trump, and the worst case scenario for the Democrats. It's probably too late to replace him anyway, but the idea that they think he won't keep doing the thing is hilarious. Even if he has a few coherent interviews, you know everyone is waiting for it to happen again. And it will.
Reminds me of this old joke:
Marvin was a 14-handicapper, but one day he walked up to his club pro — a scratch golfer — and challenged him to a match. He proposed they put up $100 each on the outcome.
“But since you’re so much better than me, you have to give me two ‘gotchas’,” Marvin said to the pro.
“A ‘gotcha’?” the golf pro asked. “What’s that?”
“Don’t worry,” Marvin replied, “I’ll use one of my ‘gotchas’ on the first tee and you’ll understand.”
The golf pro figured that whatever ‘gotchas’ were, giving up only two of them was no big deal — especially if one had to be used on the first tee. He agreed to the bet, and the pro and Marvin headed to the first tee to start their match.
Around four hours later, club members were amazed to see the pro handing Marvin a $100 bill.
The club members waited for the pro to enter the clubhouse, then asked him what happened.
“Well,” the pro said, “I took the club back on the first tee, and as I started my downswing, Marvin knelt behind me, reached up between my legs and grabbed my crotch, and yelled ‘Gotcha!'”
The club pro just shook his head.
“Have you ever tried to play 18 holes waiting for the second ‘gotcha’?”
Remind me of the movie "Dave".
Time for the Bidens to look for a body double. He'll go out on the campaign trail to shake hands with the American People while the real Joe Biden is resting at home in Delaware.
AI is advanced enough that we can use clips from the past to make it sound like the real Joe Biden is speaking on TV today.
Great joke—and exactly on point.
Dementia strikes without warning.
Good one!