Courtesy of Freeper Ansel 12’s brilliant insights.
Powerful Democrats have many hidden talents, usually very lucrative:
<><>great talents for real estate deals,
<><>wonderful wealth-creating stock market instincts,
<><>a knack for “being there”
<><>Democrats are always in the right place at the right time
<><>a genius for meeting the “right” people
Who knew just being a Democrat in elective office triggered these great talents?
They also have a strange “creative bent” and no matter what they dream up,
presidents and first ladies, in particular, win an impressive array of awards:
<><>Emmys and Oscars from the cut-throat entertainment biz,
<><>book awards for their heretofore unknown intellectual acuity,
<><>TV production deals, inevitably rewarded with things like Golden Globes
<><>and too numerous to mention similar types of dollar-laden awards.
That is very well done.