Wow, live in luxury for free! Hmm . . . how to do it if you’re a citizen?
Go out in old clothes. Never shower. Crap yourself once. Then start talking to yourself and doing meth. When you apply for the luxury hotel a month later, make sure to bring picture ID.
RE: Wow, live in luxury for free! Hmm . . . how to do it if you’re a citizen?
Maybe become a humble, servile staff member taking care of the illegals’ luxury hotel needs.
In a commentary on P.G. Wodehouse, Stephen Fry said as a servant to Bertie Wooster, Jeeves got to live in quarters in the large mansion, drive the luxury cars, travel to high class places on his vacations and see the world with him, eat the same luxury dinner food and attend functions with famous rich people.